sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(Source: sorry)

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

stay-ocean-minded:

do you ever just sit in a group of people and know that you don’t matter

my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

(Source: sidnugget)

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building